Para-culinary

There is some conglomeration of food-like substances available for purchase in my neighborhood – and online from around the world. Much of this worries me as merely para-culinary in origin. If you wonder at all about what this designation should do or how it should be applied to “food”, check out the very polite “audition” held for waifs (children) subjecting themselves to training so as to find work as servants for themAsses. I am particularly fond of the child raised on a farm who suffers as a gluten intolerant, but remains steadfast and “unpoligetical.”