My cats probably don't like olives this much, but their party manners are about the same at *the many elegant madcap catered events* I've hosted. One of these idiot cats eats fresh broccoli, tomatoes, and peppers. What a retard. Here's my real problem with this: cats notoriously prefer foul and decaying things - y'know like fetid meat and rotten dairy and stuff. Should I be concerned about the cats' attraction to my seemingly fresh produce? Or should I be suspicious of what the green grocer has done with my veg before he puts it out to sell?
